Are you an asshole? Take this self test.
I scored a Four. I think out of 20. I'm 'true, unless I'm fooling myself'. According to the score, 6-15 is borderline and 16-20 is 'certified asshole'. Scale from Guy Kawasaki, developer of the "No Assole Rule" workplace.
I'm feeling so good about myself (what with some nice strokes from my Dean yesterday) I might skip tennis on the Wii and go out for an actual walk in the sunshine.